No, Rihanna is not left handed. Aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back. Been spending too much time down by the river. Taking one for the team. Shelling out sea shells by the sea shore. Hanging back and crackin’ a cold one. Hunting Nazi war criminals in Argentina. Let’s get down to b’ness. DAMN GIRL, you rocking that CFDA… Read more »
No, Blake Lively is not left handed. The first time I dreamed of Blake Lively I was driving the two of us in my Bentley convertible down the Las Vegas strip, pulling up to a hotel. She got out and yel... more
No, Scarlett Johansson is not left handed. Her indeed. A whole movie was dedicated to the voice of Scarlett Johansson, and even with Joaquin Phoenix’s porn stache interrupting my vocal love affa... more
No, Cameron Diaz is not left handed. I remember the first time I got a boner in a movie theater. My family and I were watching the Mask in Oswego NY, when matinees were $4.25 and X-Men was the staple ... more
Yes, Minka Kelly is left handed. Dear Minka, Please marry me. Love, Everyone. Although Minka Kelly is left handed, she is most likely ambidextrous. We don’t go off on how people are perfe... more
Yes, Oprah Winfrey is left handed. I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. Everyone reading this post gets a new car! You get a new car and your neighbors get a new car and your cat... more
