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Q: Is Khloe Kardashian left handed?

No, Khloe Kardashian is not left handed.

The youngest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe is married to Lamar Odom, and somehow found herself with the most stable relationship of the family. She studied astrophysics at Stamford and is 4 credits short of her degree. Her rep says she is taking time off to film the hit series, Keeping up with the Kardashians, and is eternally grateful to her older sister for filming herself having sex with a well-endowed black man. Khloe’s sex tape is due out this Spring.

She is currently co-hosting the X-factor with who she thinks is Emilio Estevez and refuses to lay off the Mighty Duck quotes. Sources say she is constantly confusing the ducks with swans and saying how pretty they

are. A confused Mario Lopez has given up at explaining the truth to her, and at one point can been seen giving Khloe a charlie horse during a commercial break. Khloe was unphased and was seen sipping her stash of Stoli vodka before hounding a contestant on her grammar. Khloe quickly was distracted by all the shiny lights of the studio and began talking about her new perfume line, “Kzzzzezzzz”.



Khloe Kardashian signing autographs

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