Q: Is Kourtney Kardashian left handed?
No, Kourtney Kardashian is not left handed.
Congratulations to Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disck, the least and most interesting people on the Keeping up with the Kardashian series, on their recent baby. That's the extent to what I should be hearing about it. But I'm not. People are apparently dying to know more details about the name. E! News' headline even included the phrase “Kourtney Kardashian Burning Baby Q's.” I can just picture her best selling novel on the subject of third degree infant burns.
I didn't know what category to include Kourtney Karda
shian in. Is she a model? Actress? Comedian? I debated creating a “mother” category but got sidetracked watching old Arrested Development clips that I decided
to go with actress.
E! News continued with this great snippet:
Meanwhile, word of little Penelope entering the world was kept under wraps for several hours after her arrival. How was that even possible in this day and age?
Yes, because if I didn't find out the exact time and place of the Kourtney's baby emerging from her vagina I would kill myself.