Q: Is Scarlett Johansson left handed?
Yes, Scarlett Johansson is left handed.
Update: Thanks to our valiant user Amanda C. for correcting this egregious error on our part.
Her indeed. A whole movie was dedicated to the voice of Scarlett Johansson, and even with Joaquin Phoenix’s porn stache interrupting my vocal love affair I really enjoyed the movie despite not seeing her gorgeous being. Debatable. What? She’s OK. ONLY OK? Meh. Get out of my head, you!
I was going to make fun of her acting and intellect with a miriam of fake awards, but she actually has an impressive list of awards, taking home 32 of 61 noms. I’d let her take me home and nom nom all night. That’s better. Thank you.
Scarlett Nohands Battleofthebands Johansson was born in a lab in Sacremento in the early 70s, a science experiment gone right when some hippies tried to make LSD with orange juice concentrate and blonde strands of hair. Ageless, she still can’t decide what she wants to be when she grows up, but whatever it is we’re sure she will do it without a smile on her face. Seriously, I think I’ve seen her smile once in a movie. Lucy? Avengers? Match Point? She laughed when she saw your penis. Shut up you.