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Q: Is Amare Stoudemire left handed?

Let’s hope Amare Stoudemire is not left handed. Sources say he punched a glass case with his left hand after Katy Perry cancelled a tour date he was planning to attend. Paramedics were called to the scene to treat his injuries and they played “Part of Me” and “Fireworks” to soothe his nerves. He was seen having trouble typing a Tweet with one hand when Carmelo Anthony stepped up and helped. He seemed optimistic when the tweet finally went through:

“I am so mad at myself right now, I want to apologize to the fans and my team, I can always catch her at another concert.”

It isn’t known how long he’ll be out but it’s safe to say he’s going to miss a game or two. He is a big part of the Knick’s team and is frustrated with the way his team has been playing. He managed to post a follow up tweet with the help of his girlfriend:

“We all have done thing out of anger that we regret. That makes us human,” Stoudemire tweeted. “Not Katy Perry though, she’s supernatural… extraterrestrial.”

Proofs:

Amare Stoudemire shoots a free throw

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