Afroman

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No, Afroman is not left handed. Afroman is definitely right-handed. I mean did you see the punch he threw at that poor white girl? Maybe that will be the motivation she needs to get her life together. Seriously, you snuck on the stage of a washed-up 40yr old’s concert, what did you expect to happen?… Read more »

Blake Lively

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No, Blake Lively is not left handed. The first time I dreamed of Blake Lively I was driving the two of us in my Bentley convertible down the Las Vegas strip, pulling up to a hotel. She got out and yelled at me for only dreaming of her and not buying her things in real… Read more »

Scarlett Johansson

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Yes, Scarlett Johansson is left handed. Update: Thanks to our valiant user Amanda C. for correcting this egregious error on our part. Her indeed. A whole movie was dedicated to the voice of Scarlett Johansson, and even with Joaquin Phoenix’s porn stache interrupting my vocal love affair I really enjoyed the movie despite not seeing… Read more »

Cameron Diaz

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No, Cameron Diaz is not left handed. I remember the first time I got a boner in a movie theater. My family and I were watching the Mask in Oswego NY, when matinees were $4.25 and X-Men was the staple arcade game. I was staring at Cameron Diaz wearing that hot red dress, thinking about… Read more »

Rihanna

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No, Rihanna is not left handed. Aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back. Been spending too much time down by the river. Taking one for the team. Shelling out sea shells by the sea shore. Hanging back and crackin’ a cold one. Hunting Nazi war criminals in Argentina. Let’s get down to b’ness. DAMN GIRL, you rocking that CFDA… Read more »

Minka Kelly

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Yes, Minka Kelly is left handed. Dear Minka, Please marry me. Love, Everyone.   Although Minka Kelly is left handed, she is most likely ambidextrous. We don’t go off on how people are perfect all the time, but she is perfect all the time. The Minka we know emerged from a lake in Northern Saskatchewan¬†in… Read more »

Oprah Winfrey

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Yes,¬†Oprah Winfrey is left handed. I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. Everyone reading this post gets a new car! You get a new car and your neighbors get a new car and your cat gets a new car! Even your car gets a new car! Congratulations! While a child, Oprah Ingaborg… Read more »