Arsenio Hall

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No, Arsenio Hall is not left handed. Congratulations Arsenio hall on ousting Clay Aiken to win The Celebrity Apprentice. No doubt it was a wild ride full of emotional turmoil, dramatic twists and expected weeping sessions. Truth be told, we stopped watching after Patric cheap cialis super active ia Velásquez and Tia Carrere were fired…. Read more »

Jenny McCarthy

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Jenny McCarthy isn't afraid to get you wet

No, Jenny McCarthy is not left handed. Good for you Jenny, posing nude for Playboy at the age of 39. We’ve always been big fans of yours, ever since we could first start using a computer. It took a while on a 14k modem, but you were always worth it. And when the family upgraded… Read more »

Barack Obama

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Barack Obama signing his first bill

Yes, Barack Obama is left handed. Perhaps the biggest win for the left handed party was the signing into office of Barack Obama. He of course is the most powerful left handed person in the world, and not without a sense of humor. When he was handed the pen to sign himself into office, he… Read more »

George Lindsey

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Yes, George Lindsey is left handed. One of the great left-handers has done and left us. George Lindsey, who played Goober Pyle on the great Andy Griffith show died of an illness on Sunday. At least that’s what the Funeral Home said. The last time we listened to a Funeral Home someone died. Our sources… Read more »

Keanu Reeves

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Keanu Reeves finally grows a beard

Yes, Keanu Reeves is left handed. I love this man. Not only is he left handed he is a gentleman and a scholar, a renaissance man. Point Break was a crowning achievement, no, the crowning achievement of cinema and if you disagree I will learn to do whatever you do better than you and assimilate… Read more »

Jessica Simpson's baby is left handed.

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That's it, we are claiming her as left handed. We weren't sure while she was in that gorgeous womb, hell, we're not sure now but there is no time like the present. We left handers are taking Maxwell Drew Johnson as one of our own. If she decides to stay with us we have no… Read more »

Amare Stoudemire

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Let’s hope Amare Stoudemire is not left handed. Sources say he punched a glass case with his left hand after Katy Perry cancelled a tour date he was planning to attend. Paramedics were called to the scene to treat his injuries and they played “Part of Me” and “Fireworks” to soothe his nerves. He was… Read more »