George Lindsey

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Yes, George Lindsey is left handed. One of the great left-handers has done and left us. George Lindsey, who played Goober Pyle on the great Andy Griffith show died of an illness on Sunday. At least that’s what the Funeral Home said. The last time we listened to a Funeral Home someone died. Our sources… Read more »

Keanu Reeves

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Keanu Reeves finally grows a beard

Yes, Keanu Reeves is left handed. I love this man. Not only is he left handed he is a gentleman and a scholar, a renaissance man. Point Break was a crowning achievement, no, the crowning achievement of cinema and if you disagree I will learn to do whatever you do better than you and assimilate… Read more »

Jessica Simpson's baby is left handed.

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That's it, we are claiming her as left handed. We weren't sure while she was in that gorgeous womb, hell, we're not sure now but there is no time like the present. We left handers are taking Maxwell Drew Johnson as one of our own. If she decides to stay with us we have no… Read more »

Amare Stoudemire

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Let’s hope Amare Stoudemire is not left handed. Sources say he punched a glass case with his left hand after Katy Perry cancelled a tour date he was planning to attend. Paramedics were called to the scene to treat his injuries and they played “Part of Me” and “Fireworks” to soothe his nerves. He was… Read more »

Mitt Romney

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Mitt Romney smirking at a fundraiser

No, Mitt Romney is right handed. As of this very moment, Mitt Romney’s position on being left handed is that he is and always has been, a loyal right-hander. He was overheard saying that being left-handed was “a choice”, but was “supportive of their rights like any other group.” When asked about the growing number… Read more »

Megan Fox

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Megan Fox in lingerie, what more do you want!

No, Megan Fox is not left handed. Oh, sorry. We got distracted doing all the…research…for this post. Of the thousands and thousands of images and clips we searched through, it appears Megan Fox is not in fact a lesbian as we’d hoped. She also might be pregnant. Is she left handed? No, no she is… Read more »

Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber is left handed and loving it

Yes, Justin Bieber is left handed. Don’t kid yourself. You’ve seen Justin Bieber’s “Baby, baby” video 100 million times. Ok, so you always stare into his beautiful eyes and aren’t focusing on what his dominant hand is. We don’t blame you. We didn’t believe there was anything dominant about him either. He is extremely talented… Read more »