Michelle Obama

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No, Michelle Obama is not left handed. She is definitely ambidextrous though, curling 35lb dumbbells in each hand with ease. No one was more upset about Lance Armstrong’s confession of drug use than the First Lady. She was in the middle of chatting up the gorgeous Princess of Yordania, comparing workout regimes when an aid… Read more »

Katherine Webb

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Researching whether Katherine Webb is left handed… Who is this Katherine Webb? Is she left handed? What does she look like the morning after? So many questions we just want answered. Before taking A.J. McCarron’s long ball, Katherine viagra without prescription Webb was working in the Ford plant assembling parts. She made modifications to both… Read more »

Jillian Michaels

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No, Jillian Michaels is not left handed. When Jillian real viagra isn’t berating overweight Americans on national television to get into shape by pushing old industrial wheelbarrows full of engine parts, she is berating her middle-class suburban neighborhood to stay away from Gluten. A trained reality personality and in reality, a personal trainer, Jillian inspires… Read more »

Taylor Swift

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No, Taylor Swift is not left handed. Taylor Swift was delivered to Earth by an agreement with Mars, Inc and the Lords of Rainbow Delicious land, wherein the corporation agreed to share all their magical flavors of Skittles and Starbursts with the interstellar dwellers. Both sides thought they got the sweet end of the deal…. Read more »

Christina Aguilera

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No, Christina Aguilera is not left handed. “Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera.” “Yes?” “Oh wow! I had no idea that would work!” “Well, let’s get this over with. What do you, like, wish for.” “Awesome! How many wishes do I get?” “Three. Do you have any nachos?” “Nachos? Why would I have any..” “Or Beef Jerky?” “Uh,… Read more »

Channing Tatum

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No, Channing Tatum is not left handed. Life is not hard for beautiful people. We’re not talking like “Oh, Jenny is very pretty I should give her my homework” or “Bryce has really nice hair I wonder what he’s like in bed.” No, stupid beautiful people that make oneself forget what’s on their mind when… Read more »

Kate Middleton

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No, Kate Middleton is not left handed. Kate Middleton is pregnant. Finally. Nothing is more critical to my well-being as a human being than knowing the blood line of the British Royal family is secure. I'm actually surprised it took this long for Prince William to knock her up. I mean, has he even looked… Read more »