Jillian Michaels

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No, Jillian Michaels is not left handed. When Jillian real viagra isn’t berating overweight Americans on national television to get into shape by pushing old industrial wheelbarrows full of engine parts, she is berating her middle-class suburban neighborhood to stay away from Gluten. A trained reality personality and in reality, a personal trainer, Jillian inspires… Read more »

Taylor Swift

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No, Taylor Swift is not left handed. Taylor Swift was delivered to Earth by an agreement with Mars, Inc and the Lords of Rainbow Delicious land, wherein the corporation agreed to share all their magical flavors of Skittles and Starbursts with the interstellar dwellers. Both sides thought they got the sweet end of the deal…. Read more »

Christina Aguilera

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No, Christina Aguilera is not left handed. “Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera.” “Yes?” “Oh wow! I had no idea that would work!” “Well, let’s get this over with. What do you, like, wish for.” “Awesome! How many wishes do I get?” “Three. Do you have any nachos?” “Nachos? Why would I have any..” “Or Beef Jerky?” “Uh,… Read more »

Channing Tatum

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No, Channing Tatum is not left handed. Life is not hard for beautiful people. We’re not talking like “Oh, Jenny is very pretty I should give her my homework” or “Bryce has really nice hair I wonder what he’s like in bed.” No, stupid beautiful people that make oneself forget what’s on their mind when… Read more »

Kate Middleton

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Kate Middleton

No, Kate Middleton is not left handed. Kate Middleton is pregnant. Finally. Nothing is more critical to my well-being as a human being than knowing the blood line of the British Royal family is secure. I'm actually surprised it took this long for Prince William to knock her up. I mean, has he even looked… Read more »

Melissa Ryecroft

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Melissa Rycroft in Las Vegas

No, Melissa Ryecroft is not left handed. Well, we have another winner for Dancing with the Stars, if we can call an NFL Cheerleader turned reality-person turned reality-dancer a star. The emotionally draining male-victimizing show presented this season’s culturally enhancing and esteemed crown to Melissa Ryecroft, the hottie that “won” The Bachelor but later got… Read more »

Jeremy Renner

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Yes, Jeremy Renner is left handed. Best known for his singing/song-writing, left handed Renner had some trouble getting recognized in Hollywood. Often confused for a baby otter, it wasn’t until he exploded, literally, in The Hurt Locker and had reconstructive surgery did people take notice. Part cyborg and part human, Renner now enjoys the strength… Read more »