No, Kate Middleton is not left handed. Kate Middleton is pregnant. Finally. Nothing is more critical to my well-being as a human being than knowing the blood line of the British Royal family is secure. I'm actually surprised it took this long for Prince William to knock her up. I mean, has he even looked… Read more »
No, Melissa Ryecroft is not left handed. Well, we have another winner for Dancing with the Stars, if we can call an NFL Cheerleader turned reality-person turned reality-dancer a star. The emotionally draining male-victimizing show presented this season’s culturally enhancing and esteemed crown to Melissa Ryecroft, the hottie that “won” The Bachelor but later got… Read more »
Yes, Jeremy Renner is left handed. Best known for his singing/song-writing, left handed Renner had some trouble getting recognized in Hollywood. Often confused for a baby otter, it wasn’t until he exploded, literally, in The Hurt Locker and had reconstructive surgery did people take notice. Part cyborg and part human, Renner now enjoys the strength… Read more »
No, Taylor Lautner is not left handed. Taylor Lautner is best known for his role as the werewolf Jacob in the Twilight series. He wasn’t born during a full moon, but he was born onthe moon. Son of famed Astronaut Neil Armstrong and the Moon’s Llama queen, Taylor was conceived on the Lunar Module, and… Read more »
No, Ashley Greene is not left handed. Ashley Greene came onto the scene at a young age because her parents were both stunt actors. She would be on set and have conversations with Robert Redford and Brad Pitt during the filming of Spy Game, developing a huge crush on both which would eventually propel her to… Read more »
No, Khloe Kardashian is not left handed. The youngest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe is married to Lamar Odom, and somehow found herself with the most stable relationship of the family. She studied astrophysics at Stamford and is 4 credits short of her degree. Her rep says she is taking time off to film the… Read more »
No, Jessica Biel is not left handed. But she is hot though. Jessica recently tied the knot with skinny white boy Justin Timberlake who won teenage girls hearts as the lead singer of N’Sync. The Italian wedding was extravagant but our sources revealed that it was entirely sponsored by Target, right down to the wedding… Read more »
