February 18, 2015 | Musicians | Ben

No, Afroman is not left handed. Afroman is definitely right-handed. I mean did you see the punch he threw at that poor white girl? Maybe that will be the motivation she needs to get her life together.... more

June 3, 2014 | Musicians | Ben

No, Rihanna is not left handed. Aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back. Been spending too much time down by the river. Taking one for the team. Shelling out sea shells by the sea shore. Hanging back and crack... more

February 13, 2013 | Musicians | Ben

No, Justin Timberlake is not left handed. The origins of the Timberlake name can be traced back to an ancient Hungarian tradition of lighting giant logs on fire and tossing them into Lake Balaton near... more

January 2, 2013 | Musicians | Ben

No, Taylor Swift is not left handed. Taylor Swift was delivered to Earth by an agreement with Mars, Inc and the Lords of Rainbow Delicious land, wherein the corporation agreed to share all their magic... more

December 28, 2012 | Musicians | Ben

No, Christina Aguilera is not left handed. “Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera.” “Yes?” “Oh wow! I had no idea that would work!” “W... more

October 3, 2012 | Musicians | tdubbs

No, Nicki Minaj is right handed. Has Trinidad ever produced anything as glorious as Nicki Minaj’s backside? We think not. She might be voluptuous and curvy, she might be inclined to wear bright,... more

August 22, 2012 | Musicians | Ben

No, Avril Lavigne is not left handed. Well big news today, Avril Lavigne is engaged. Unlike her first marriage to Deryck Whibley, lead singer and guitarist for the band Sum 41, Avril has decided to go... more