September 7, 2013 | Politicians | Ben

No, Anthony Weiner is not left handed. Although from the way his dick gravitates you would think he was left handed. The former congressman who was exposed for sexual deviancy by tweeting photos of hi... more

October 9, 2012 | Politicians | tdubbs

No, Joe Biden is right handed. Rewind to August 22, 2008, the date when Americans all collectively scratched their heads and raised the question “Who the hell is Joe Biden?”  Barack Obama... more

September 7, 2012 | Politicians | Ben

Yes, Bill Clinton is left handed. Bill Clinton is the man. I’m sorry Keanu, Clinton is in the house. Do you see his spectacular speech at the Democratic National Convention? Watching it over and... more

September 4, 2012 | Politicians | Ben

No, Paul Ryan is not left handed. Paul Ryan is not left handed, nor is he apparently even human. According to a source in his camp, Paul Ryan walks around his office claiming he is a 14th century vamp... more

July 5, 2012 | Politicians | Ben

Mitt Romney was reminded again on Wednesday that he is in fact right handed, and not left handed as he has been pledging recently. Eric Fehrnstrom, a senior advisor to the Romney campaign, said that M... more

May 9, 2012 | Politicians | Ben

Yes, Barack Obama is left handed. Perhaps the biggest win for the left handed party was the signing into office of Barack Obama. He of course is the most powerful left handed person in the world, and ... more

May 1, 2012 | Politicians | Ben

No, Mitt Romney is right handed. As of this very moment, Mitt Romney’s position on being left handed is that he is and always has been, a loyal right-hander. He was overheard saying that being l... more