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Q: Is Kevin Hart left handed?

No, Kevin Hart is not left handed.

It’s always sunny in Kevin Hart’s world. That’s why it looks like he is constantly squinting. The 24yr old comedian looks a lot older because of excessive sun damage and drinking. His latest binge has landed him a D.U.I which is merely a single cloud on an otherwise brilliant life.

Born Ezekiel Thighbone, his parents left him with a babysitter at the age of 7 and never returned. The two watched Home Alone all night and he changed his name to Kevin shortly after. The babysitter continued to raise him into adulthood and was the major source of comedic inspiration and popcorn in Kevin’s life. He changed his name to Hart after her last name. They still get together once a month to watch the movie.

Kevin’s favorite color is orange.

 

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