Q: Is Christina Aguilera left handed?
No, Christina Aguilera is not left handed.
“Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera.”
“Yes?”
“Oh wow! I had no idea that would work!”
“Well, let’s get this over with. What do you, like, wish for.”
“Awesome! How many wishes do I get?”
“Three. Do you have any nachos?”
“Nachos? Why would I have any..”
“Or Beef Jerky?”
“Uh, yea, I have pepper and looks like, teriyaki.”
“Gimme them both.”
“Here. Ok, my first wish is for more wishes.”
“This jerky is old.”
“Try the other one.”
“Ugh. Fine, you’re the worst.”
“I wish for unlimited wishes.”
“No.”
“Ok, then I wish for a trillion dollars in a Caymen Island bank account.”
“You’re getting a used Ford Pinto with Philly plates and a mop.”
“I don’t want either of those things.”
“I don’t care.”
“Then I wish for the ability to time travel.”
“Soooooo borrrrinnnnggggg.”
“That’s super exciting actually.”
“I’m giving you tortilla chips and cheese and sour cream and jalapeños and beef sauce.”
“… for nachos?”
“For nachos.”
“How high are you right now?”
“How high are you right now?”
“I wish that you were never born.”
“That’s probably for the best.”
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