January 2, 2019 | Athletes | Ben

No, Kobe Bryant is not left handed. You shout his name every time you miss throwing that dirty, snot-filled tissue into the garbage 5 feet away from you. His smile is almost as big as Julia Roberts, a... more

February 18, 2015 | Musicians | Ben

No, Afroman is not left handed. Afroman is definitely right-handed. I mean did you see the punch he threw at that poor white girl? Maybe that will be the motivation she needs to get her life together.... more

October 6, 2014 | Actresses | Ben

No, Blake Lively is not left handed. The first time I dreamed of Blake Lively I was driving the two of us in my Bentley convertible down the Las Vegas strip, pulling up to a hotel. She got out and yel... more

July 2, 2014 | Actresses | Ben

No, Cameron Diaz is not left handed. I remember the first time I got a boner in a movie theater. My family and I were watching the Mask in Oswego NY, when matinees were $4.25 and X-Men was the staple ... more

June 3, 2014 | Musicians | Ben

No, Rihanna is not left handed. Aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back. Been spending too much time down by the river. Taking one for the team. Shelling out sea shells by the sea shore. Hanging back and crack... more

September 26, 2013 | Actors | Ben

No, Jeff Daniels is not left handed. Jeff Daniels once scribbled a drawing on his way to school as a young boy that got turned into the Cirque de Soleil we know today. He owns three dolphins which he ... more

September 23, 2013 | Actors | Ben

No, Zac Efron is not left handed. When cloning was big in the early 90′s, Tom Cruise used to throw elaborate parties for other celebrities where they would get absolutely wasted and clone themse... more