That’s it, we are claiming her as left handed. We weren’t sure while she was in that gorgeous womb, hell, we’re not sure now but there is no time like the present. We left handers are taking Maxwell Drew Johnson as one of our own.
If she decides to stay with us we have no doubt she is going to grow up smarter and more intelligent than that silly Blue Ivy Carter, unless of course she is left handed too. Is she? No? Ok, definitely then. Beyonce’s baby might have a couple months on Maxwell but she’s going to mature faster like us left-handers do and in no time be cruising through the alphabet and learning all about objects and animals. Can you say “tuna is a fish” Maxwell? “Tuna is a fish?”